I could talk about how the special effects have somehow gotten worse in the third Sharknado movie. I could talk about how I’d forgotten that Tara Reid lost her hand at some point and flipped over to catch the last 15 minutes of Sharknado 2 to be reminded that she had it replaced with a mitre saw. Or about where people seem to be getting all of these chainsaws from. Or how this movie literally defies explanation.
But nah. I wanna talk about Mark Cuban. President Mark Cuban. Who has had it with all these dang sharks in his house.
About 10 minutes into the movie, the Dallas Mavericks owner arms himself to the teeth with an AR-15 and a bunch of grenades and goes buckwild in the…
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